💀 NECROMETER

an instrument for measuring how dead your code is.

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☩ necrometer mk I ☩
necrometer card

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the ritual — bind it to your README

  1. inscribe the ward: paste this into .github/workflows/necrometer.yml — it carves the card and re-carves it daily (run once from the Actions tab to see it now): 
    
      
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  2. speak its name: paste this into your README.md:
        
    
      
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    let an agent do the digging — hand it this scroll
    
paste this to any coding agent and it will carve the card into whatever repo it's working on — or just point it at necrometer.dev/agents.md.